This is what my friends like to do *explicit content*

So I was cleaning out pictures in my phone when I found this. I forgot to post it.  Here's the story:

This was when my friends came from Seattle to hang with me for my birthday. It was one of their last nights I think and they wanted to go to a pretty nice restaurant. One of my go to places thats pretty good is Cafeteria. It's real trendy, 24hrs and has pretty good food (not to mention I seen a few stars there). So in the middle of dinner my friend Ryan gets up and goes to the bathroom, comes back and sits down like nothing happened. I get a text and while I'm shoveling my face in turkey burger bliss, I see this text and almost choke on my food! This fool starts crackin up and all I can think is.... He really took a picture of his ass on a toilet in this fancy ass restaurant!! I pass my phone around the table and everyone is laughing, we probably were making a scene but who gives a fuck. 

I guess thats what friends are for right? 

Subway Series

 




 This is why I don't touch shit on the train. You have NASTY ass people like this. I went from Midtown to SOHO and this chick was picking her nose the whole time. The dude next to her witnessed it and had to move because she wouldn't stop. This is my warning to all you dirty ass people out there on the N,Q line.... When you do disgusting shit just remember, you might get caught and put on blast (which I'm sure you probably could care less about since your doing stuff like this in public anyway).



GET A TISSUE AND GET THE HELL OFF MY TRAIN!!!