Subway Series

This guy was HIGH AS A KITE! ok...so I know its kinda hard to see all this shit thats going on but I will break it down.

First.. Dude was crazy high and he had that like matrix lean that crackheads do ( I had never seen this until I moved to NY). Dude would lean all the way over the other seat AND NEVER FALL! SHIT IS AMAZING! crackhead balance is like a ninja crossing a tightrope..

Second.... He had that pink drink thats on the ground in his hand (pic on the right) and a sandwich that was in the bag infront of him. He tried his hardest to eat the sandwich and drink but I guess when your high everything becomes 100x harder. dude drops the sandwich and the drink at the same time. The drink spills over to the next seat (left picture) and makes a puddle. He ends up in this position above for like 20 minutes. I went from Queens to Union Sq and dude was like this THE WHOLE TIME!!

STAY OFF CRACK KIDS!

Subway Series

I wish you could have been there.....

This guy stumbles on the train at about 6:30 in the AM. He's about 6'7-6'8 and looks like a Edge from WWE's brother, he was high on heroin and oh yeah, he had one eye! I'm guessing the other one got knocked out by a 2x4 in a backyard wrestling match. My personal favorite so far from the subway series.

You tell that dude to GET THE HELL OFF MY TRAIN cause I'm sure as hell not going to.